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A North London football club which enjoyed its golden age in the early 2000's when Thierry Henry was their best player and the team still played at the famous Arsenal Stadium. Unfortunately for both their long time and new trendy fans the club is miles away from the great football of the Henry era and to top it off they moved to an overpriced modern luxury suite stadium with no atmosphere. They lost the Champions League final to Barca in a game they easily could have won and now can't even qualify for the tournament.
Fan 1: Remember when Arsenal played at Highbury and Thierry Henry was lighting up the premier league and we never lost a match for the whole season?
Fan 2: At least we're not Leeds.
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(n)Also known as the Devil, is a football team located in north London. They are known because Arsenal has a fame of buying the soul of young players. They are managed by Frenchman, Arsene Wenger who, like the French in many international conflicts, gives up before they are able to win any honors. Additionally, many of the players a rumored to be gay, for example goalkeeper Manuel Almunia. This has led to Arsenal and its fan hating their rivals, the Tottenham Hotspurs because they have a rooster in their team emblem.
"Arsenal just dropped 3 points. When will Arsene Wenger learn that by giving up you don't actually win.
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The shittest football club to ever exist. Constantly losing to the likes of Norwich and Southampton. They are a joke of a club. Their manager, Arsene Wenger, had been around since the creation of the football. They have been known to rent out their trophy cabinet to the homeless, as there is ample space for up to 3 people and their belongings at once, do to the lack of success since their creation. They are robbers, as their cheapest ticket is 4 quid less than Hull's most expensive ticket. They have a "loyal" fan base known as the Gooners (not to be confused with wankers).
See also: Shit Scum Arse Twat Rubbish
Mike: Wanna hear a joke?
Dan: Yeah, sure
Mike: Arsenal
Dan: It's funny because they're shite!
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1. To start with promise but mess up when it really matters.
"I was going to win the league, but I pulled an Arsenal"
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To get beaten by someone heavily
My mates and I got to arsenal some Spurs fans after the 4:2 win.
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THE WORST soccer club in europe, yeah thats right they suck, IF your not a MANK your WANK
o i seem to suck at soccer, i guess i will play for arsenal
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