what i commited
i commited mass arson in 27 countries
Lyra is literally the definition of ‘Big Tittie Arson Committer”
When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.
Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
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BYEEE SHES LIKE SO COOL AND SO FUNNY LIKE-
Person 1: do you knowww umm arson aka iloveyoutohma ;-;
Person2: SIS YAS??
Legal in all states! Arson is basically a word for burning down shit, light up the world.
“I just committed arson on that orphanage.”
Is lighting something on fire
Or could also be used as someone’s name
Remember kids
If you don’t like something
Light it on fire 😍
“Hey I hate the new house my parents bought us”
“Commit arson”
“Hey what’s your name?”
“It’s Arson”
the best fucking person in the world. idc. they’re the best.
-xan <33
damn, arson really does make my day better:)