what i commited
i commited mass arson in 27 countries
Lyra is literally the definition of ‘Big Tittie Arson Committer”
When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.
Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
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Lemonade based Arson. Not legal.
I shall commit Lemonade Arson if I do not get said item.
when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson
Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house burnt down.
when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson.
Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house was burnt down.
Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire
Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?
Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion