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Someone who is simply not sexually attracted to any sex. There are many variations of such sexual orientation, some involving romantic (but with no sexual intercourse) relationships, some utterly disgusted by any romantic or sexual relationships, some that are only attracted to people they have already built a great bond with and so on.
Evolutionarily speaking, most asexuals are what you could define as “Darwinian Errors” or other terms such as that. Normally speaking, there isn’t anything wrong with being asexual, and you should be proud of who you are, no matter what.
Brittany: “Hey, I wanna choke on your cock, Brad....”
Brad:“Sorry Brittany, I’m Asexual, I’m not interested in a sexual relationship, tho if we first got to develop a healthy frien-“
Brittany“HOW DARE YOU YOU WORTHLESS CUNT! I WAS OFFERING MY PRECIOUS ASS TO YOU”
Chad:“Brittany, please live my homie alone, he’s free to be whoever he wants”
Brad:“Thanks bro”
Chad:“You welcome bro”
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Not some weird gender thing, an organism that is asexual can reproduce with itself without needing a sexual partner. The offspring will have the same genetic information at the original, and some examples of asexual organisms are bacteria, which reproduce through mitosis, and strawberries, which reproduce through branching.
Person 1: I’m asexual!
*Person one splits into two identical copies through mitosis*
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Asexuality is the sexual attraction to the letter 'a'. Asexuals can also be attracted to the sounds it makes in the asexual's native tongue, such as 'ay' or 'ah'.
Not to be confused with the other kind of asexuals who are sexually attracted to the village of Å in Norway.
Random Person: Have a nice day!
Asexual, now dripping wet: You had me at "A".
That many people are asexual nowadays is often attributed to the proliferation of the ABC song in recent decades, which imbued the letter A into the minds of millions of children.
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Asexual means being sexually attracted to Rick Astley, usually this attraction is to him in
his music video "never gonna give you up".
You: I'm Asexual
Your Friend:How did it happen?
You: I was Rickrolled
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(of a person) having no sexual feelings or desires, or not sexually attracted to anyone.
I am asexual
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"Why does he rehject everyone? Hes literally the best here!"
"hes asexual bro stfu"
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A living organism who
A)is flat out not interested,
B)has been emotionally disturbed previously in their lifetime to the point of no longer desiring a mate to breed with,
C)is capable of reproducing by itself, or
D)has looking into the details of having sex, and simply doesn't find it worth it.
A)Jake can stare at a naked girl for hours and not get hard for even the slightest second. I wish I could do that!
B)Poor Bill was raped by his father during his childhood, so don't ask him out unless he seems interested.
C)Many microorganisms, as well as worms and a certain breed of snake are capable of creating babies all by themselves.
D)John is a smart asexual. He knows that a relationship isn't worth a breakup, an STD, punishment, or, heaven forbid, AIDs.
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