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Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.

Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.

by www.livejournal.com/users/anti_ashlee January 12, 2005

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Ashlee Simpson

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To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.

"It was acid reflux!"

by SgtSalad November 22, 2004

868πŸ‘ 191πŸ‘Ž


ashlee hung

1. the inevitable marriage between the two worst singers of our era: Ashlee Simpson and William Hung.

2. A person who lip syncs to william hung..or sounds like both.

Dean:Hey Mark, is that a cat dying I hear?
Mark: No man, its just an Ashlee Hung.

by bug_eyed_monster August 23, 2005

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Ashlee Simpson

An ugly fuck who doesnt know how to sing at all and sounds like a cat getting hit by a tractor. Also is notorious for being a ho and doing the ho-down. Is the most untalented retard in the United States, and got booed by 72,000+ people at the orange bowl half time.

"pretty pink circle's fault?"

by love January 13, 2005

1073πŸ‘ 271πŸ‘Ž


Anne AshLee

Anne AshLee is a girl who is a legitimate queen. She’s kind, generous, compassionate, and a truly hot babe. With her flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin and eyes of hazel green, she could be mistaken for the famous Jolene. She’s hard working and will always do her best. She’s incredibly smart and will always be your reason in a conflict. She’s 100/10. If you ever find an Anne AshLee you will immediately feel welcome and want her in your life forever.

Anne AshLee is a queen with goddess vibes

by Anne AshLee’s #1 fan January 25, 2022


Ashlee Simpson

To lipsync on SNL, proceed to get caught when someone played the wrong track, your band catches on and starts playing that track when you were supposed to be playing another track. aka to suck cock.

wow I suck so much ill just lipsync

by Kevo October 24, 2004

603πŸ‘ 157πŸ‘Ž


Ashlee Simpson

A worthless poser who can't face the fact that she isn't PUNK. She's a fucking blonde bimbo who thinks she's punk by wearing dark clothing and colouring her hair.

Ashlee: I'm a slut! Yay!

by Kamziee December 22, 2004

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