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When you put out your cigar on a strippers back.
Imagine you’re at the Diamond Cabaret in Denver getting a lap dance holding a cigar and you need more than one hand to grab Mary’s fat/fake knockers so you perform the Ansley Ashtray. Pray she enjoys it and sucks you off before the bouncer catches you
When you put out a cigar on a strippers back
Imagine you’re at the Diamond cabaret strip club in Denver and you’re in the back getting a lap dance from Mary smoking a cigar like a big dog VIP. Mary has these big ol knockers that one hand can’t handle, so you perform the Ansley Ashtray and free up the other hand. She ends up enjoying the Ansley ashtray kink and proceeds to suck you off for a happy ending.
This will take place during fellatio. The man recieving involved will spark a ciggarette close to climax, then when he is near finishing pull the girls hair back, grab her nose and then simultaneously cum and ash in said females mouth. Hence forcing inhalation.
"you look happy today sir!"
"sure am! Gave my bird the old slavic ashtray last night."
When you put the ash of a cigarette inside a man's foreskin and someone gives you a blowjob afterwards.
The taste of that Kent after giving Kevin The Ashtray was very ashy.
Used to describe something utterly useless.
This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.
Leaving rare-label butts in prominent places in the hope that someone will recognize you from your choice of smoke.
1. Johnny scoffs at ashtray tagging because its politically incorrect.
2. I just bought this carton of chinese cigs online.. now everyone will know where I smoke!
V. Extreme form of bdsm. When one sticks a lit or smoked cigarette into the urethra/dickhole.
Hey man, you don't have an ashtray can I just flick it on the ground?
Nah man just use my dick ashtray.