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When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.
Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...
When you're banging your woman from behind and you just cant give it to her hard enough, you place your right hand (or left hand for left handed people) on the rear of the respective hip and aid your motion with the power of your forearm.
Hey bob, last night my girl was on it like never before, I even had to break out the wrist assist!
Buch of underage workers grinding for sesh money.
Awee man; I gotta go call assist to afford that gram
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A Golden Assist is when another person holds a male's penis when he is urinating.
Did you hear? Dwayne got a golden assist last night when he was holding her bags!
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1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"
1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.
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It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please
Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant
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Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.
There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.
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