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An elite "members only"group of corrupt alcoholic lawyers who frequent the local bars and are so criminally-minded that they should all be "behind bars".
If an attorney tries to be too honest, he likely gets BARRED from the BAR Association --- how convoluted is THAT???
When you approach an Associate in a Big Box Store and request directions to an item or a department, the Associate will "guide" you to the location, using a very specific, walk style. They will walk in front of you and their pace is slowed down, similar to being the first car in a motorcade.
I was at the local Kohls and got lost looking for housewares. I asked an associate and they led me to the section. She immediately locked into her associate's walk and I followed like a lemming
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Whereas one who hangs with someone who is awesome there by is regarded as awesome too.
Also applicable to someone doing something that is awesome, or owns something that's awesome.
Often shortend as ABA.
Is Andrew cool?
Well he's hangin' with Brad so he's gotta be Awesome by association
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A useless napkin that is most commonly attained at a 2 year community college.
Mom: "we're out of toilet paper "
Me: "just use my associates degree "
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A normal to mildly attractive looking girl who has spent so much time with a DUFF she has taken on DUFF qualities (i.e. sitting around on her ass all the time, extreme sarcasm, increased appetite, and bitchiness). Occasionally refered to as a DUFF Ass.
"Dude, that girl was pretty nice when I got here, but now she's a total DUFF Associate. I'm gonna bang her friend instead."
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To be hanging out at a club with someone who is so wasted that no one will talk to you so you might as well be wasted too.
Na man non of them girls was talking to me I was drunk by association because of Shaun's wasted ass.
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Someone who acts like a subject matter expert because they're related to someone that studied the said subject in college..
"I know everything about psychology, my daughter is studying psychology in Illinois." Clearly Education by Association.