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I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!
Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy
Friend: I’m a baked potato
Me: Seek mental help, please
When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.
Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy
When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.
That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.
In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.
Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.
It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.
Friend A: Whats for dinner.
Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.
Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!
ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.
Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.