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english pop band mcfly's guitarist danny jones' fabulous girlfriend that inflicts anger in many danny fans.
danny fan 1: danny has a new girlfriend. grrr!!!
danny fan 2: grrr!!!
danny fan 3: grrr!!! btw i heard her name is sereta baldwin.
danny fans 1, 2: grrrrrrr!!!
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when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.
man i gave sheila a crusty baldwin last night
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Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)
Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
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A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
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A Rich Bitch who doesn't know nothing. He owns an expensive boat but calls himself redneck. Buys a lifted tahoe but doesn't mud in it.
Jake Baldwin, what an idiot.
While receiving a BJ. She puts a finger in your butt causing you to cum accidently shooting her in the face without you pulling the trigger.
She caused me to pull an Alec Baldwin during oral sex.