Wali-Bali

A person from the far reaches of space on a planet meant to collapse. This individual took to the stars, settled on earth, and proceeded to bully numerous kids across the globe

Person 1: Dude, Wali-Bali is coming!
Person 2: Shit, we’re screwed

Baly

He is the mythical yet real man living on Earth. The biggest, strongest, manly man to ever exist.

Unlimited hoes and his rizz is flawless.

His physical strength and speed are god-esque.
The pinnacle of human evolution summed up.

'You are a baly' or 'You are Baly'