A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag
That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out
When you are going absolutely mental. Used whenever you or somebody else is playing at their best ever. Semi-popular gaming term on the rise for when you can’t be beat.
1.) Mason “He just dropshotted both of us.”
Keian “Damn, he’s going coon ballistic!”
The biggest baller in the Room! He who wears the big baller crown. Rolls up drippin’ in the car with the clothes, all the swag.
Look at Griffin....he is the ballist mfer I have ever seen. I’m gonna have to put blinders on my bitch to keep her off him.
a gay guy who's arm was chopped of by his bf and ended up adopting a shapeshifting creature
My jaw dropped faster than ballister's arm
Shooting one's testicles with a firearm
-How did he lose his balls?
-He performed ballistic castration on himself.