big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

Banditos

A cool name for gangs, preferably Latino.

Bruh 1: The banditos are coming!
Bruh 2: Hell naw man, that’s just my boys shimmying down the street.
Bruh 1: ok

Me and the banditos gon be here a while