banjo lips

Racial slur directed at blacks.

Comes from the common large size of their lips.

WHOA! You're one banjo lipped tree swinger! C'mon, let's play some tunes!

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banjo-kazooie

A Nintendo 64 game in which Banjo & Kazooie, a bear and a bird respectively, must rescue Banjo's little sister Tootie from an evil witch named Gruntilda, whom wants to steal Tootie's beauty. AHYUCK AHYUCK

"liek omg!!1 i got another jigsaw puzle pice!1 yaaaayy!!!!!!!!!1"

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banjo balls

= when you sent the banjo emote on discord so much your balls turn into banjo balls.

"Ben sent the goddamn banjo emote so much, his balls just turned into banjo balls!"

banjo handjo

It's like a regular handjob, except from your 1st cousin

I got a banjo handjo during my family reunion / Trump rally in Alabama last month

victory banjo

exciting banjo that plays when something exciting or good happens, example, a successful gator hunt or when you’ve rounded up the cattle

Wow he shot that deer dead! *victory banjo plays*

blueberry banjo

A person from the Appalachian mountains with liberal political tendencies, especially when produce is concerned.

Man 1: "Don't you think the price fer this here lettuce is too dang high?"
Man 2: "Leroy you ain't nuthin' but a blueberry banjo."

Banjo moment

Any moment of time that would be slightly better with banjo music.

Linda: "Seriously Bob, in bed?"
Bob: "So...not a banjo moment? "

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