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When you are peeling the foreskin off your penis by your self with out a doctor
Today In this YouTube video I will teach you peeling the bark diy project
Queef is so 70s. It's a cooter bark now
Her cooter bark was so loud it scared me.
Barking & Dagenham is a borough in London, that was created 2 boroughs (Barking and Dagenham) merged. The area is famous for the Ford Strikes, a pioneering event in women's rights! It's more recently famous for having a visit from Meghan Markle (i got to shake her hand) at Robert Clack Comprehensive.
Barking & Dagenham is just misunderstood
british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug
cunt pussy licking
" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"
When neighborhood dogs all bark together in unison, creating melodious canine music emanating from their discomfort.
The approaching train began the bark chorale that quickly grew and crescendoed as the horn blew, slowly fading away as the locomotive passed into the distance.
Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
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When you go doggystyle on your furry bitch while she is wearing her anime cosplay and slap that ass you tell her to bark
"Bark Bitch"
*voff voff voff*
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