Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
A fucking retard of a human that is dyslexic and half-deaf.
Teacher:Trinity Barlow can you read to the class
Trinity:I'm dyslexic you cunt
All out nuclear war, where everyone ends up looking like the ghoul on the marquee of Zombie.
Man get ready, The Big Barlow Spectacular is coming.
Young individual who possesses characteristics of GAYNESS and P.A. HOMOSEXUALITY.
The term is used to describe a young lad in this format with negative intentions.
Person A: "Oh hey man, what did you take for Sixth Form?"
Person B: "Media, Dance and Performing Arts."
Person A: "Lol, who are you Elliott Barlow?"
Person B: "Fuck off you cunt!"
Person A: "Cool..."
The sexist men alive has awesome hair everyone loves him except the ones he rejected. He has tons of homies and is the coolest guy around best boyfriends ever and supports and is kind to everyone who they think is deserving. And is sometimes racist to Miguel cuz he called tmhe a white tard.
DAMN that guy is denfinlty a barlow
an amazing person. extremely rare, cool, funky, and fun. there is only one on the planet
"barlow, you're the best"
"what's up barlow?"
"barlow! can i have an autograph?!"
A school where teachers don’t care if u get sa but do care if u don’t have ur blazer and Some yr 10s will try and be like road men but just cringe instead
What school do u go
St Ambrose Barlow swinton
Bet u get touched
I do