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a hot actor who deserves the world, also if he had kids he’d be a dilf
person one: “omg ben barnes is so hot”
person two: “ikr like 😁”
A girl who will always deny it but she sleeps around. She even got to Dalton Euler in the back of his Ford F-150 after he took her to eat at McDonald’s and bought her lots of fries
Megan Barnes favorite line is “Fries before guys” but she sure let Dalton stick his pepperoni in her hole and busted sweet Alfredo sauce all over his trucks back seat.
A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.
Steve: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.
Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!
Unique to Long Island, New York, Dairy Barn is a retail chain of drive-thru convenience stores found throughout Nassau and Suffolk counties. They are shaped like barns, complete with red paint and all. Customers can drive thru for cigarettes, beer and of course, milk. (Heads up: the don't carry dutches!) Most DB employees are extraordinarily quirky. The store in Syosset is infamous throughout the chain for its in-store antics. Definetly an experience for the out-of-town visitors. The Iced Tea is legendary.
Why get out of your car and deal with the broken english at 7-11? The dudes at Dairy Barn will hook it up with that sweet iced tea."
Chris Barnes is an American death metal vocalist. He gained fame as the original singer for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse. He is known for very low guttural vocals and extremely gory and violent lyrics. He recorded four albums with Cannibal Corpse ('Eaten Back to Life', 'Butchered at Birth', 'Tomb of the Mutilated', and 'The Bleeding') before leaving the band in 1995 to commit to his other band Six Feet Under. He's responsible for setting the bar for what the modern death metal vocalist sounds like (low grunting, screaming, high screeching). In 1994, he and the other members of Cannibal Corpse made a brief cameo appearance in the movie 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' playing the song "Hammer Smashed Face".
Fan 1: Dude Chris Barnes was better in CC!
Fan 2: No he's better in SFU!
Fan 1: CC!
Fan 2: SFU!
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A know-it-all, mostly a lady since in the horse world, 90% of 'horsemen' are ladies who cannot mind anyone else's business, take their own horses, are rude, always have to make a comment, prevents and frustrates any owners, saying they try to help you, want to feel self-important while they cannot even control or look after their own horse. They come in all size and age, and if you find people not leaving you alone, taking your horse without permission, he/she is a barn witch.
They often boast about how many medals, how many horses, how many years of experience they have while unable to do basic things, and can't think for themselves, therefore being a disease to barn-witch prone people who's first experience is with those types.
Horses do not care about that crap, and they only care about good direction, being handled with understanding, humans learning from the horse, and not treating the horse like a prey animal.
How to piss off one:
1) Ask them to show you and demonstrate what they tell you
2) Tell them to ride your horse and show you
3) Tell them when you want their help, you will ask for it
4) Recommend they watch my videos and tell them you like me
5) Find out who they idolize and then say you heard he was no good
6) Tell them other people told you not to listen to them
7) Tell them your trainer told you to do it this way
8) Pick up some horse poop checking for worms and then offer to shake their hand
9) Ask them to explain Opposition Reflex to you
"barn witch": "My trainer said you should always wear them the pink halter with a pink leadrope, bit, shoe a horse"
*Owner Ignoring*: (In his mind: "Just fuck off bitch")
"barn witch": *Get's butt-hurt* You shouldn't own a horse *Leaves crying and to make false accusations and lies about you as revenge*
For real horsemanship, check out Rick Gore. You will relearn a lot of stuff that other 'trainers' have told you, but you will be enlightened and his information is totally free. Unlike others who charge money, he cares about horses and he is a trainer and also practices true Natural Horsemanship without a pain-causing device, understands a horse, pressure-and-release, 500+ videos on YouTube.
Check it out for every horse owner, and prepare to open your mind and think outside the box for the sake of you and your horse.
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