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A female (rarely a male but can be) who is boring, lame, and does not know which way is up. She gets the majority of her clothes at Hollister and has a Coach purse. She also wears fake Uggs. She may think she has swag but clearly does not. She also doesn't have as much money as her friends who are swagged out in Louboutins, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton. She thinks the Black Eyed Peas are the best band, and never wears makeup. She is uncultured and has never stepped outisde of her hometown. She doesn't wear jewlery or sunglasses. The worst thing a girl can be called these days, is a basic bitch.
Wow she is such a basic bitch I am not texting her back!
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Why do we allow her to hangout with us, she is such a basic bitch!
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A white girl who will judge another because of one is different than they are. The basic bitch will try to master mainstream culture while looking down on independent thought, culture, ideas and races thought inferior to their own. Who won't think outside the box until it happens to them. That's a basic bitch.
Lure just brought the new Iphone
"Didn't she just get the IPhone 3"?
Yes, but you know she likes to impress people.
Got it. She can behave so much like a basic bitch... I'm putting her on block for a couple of months until she gets over herself.
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The symptoms of basic bitch as defined by the American Medical Association
One who exhibits basic bitch has acquired these characteristics from association with a group of bitches. Also known as transference bitch characteristics.
Often these bitches are predatory opportunists. Sucking men dry of money, possessions, humor, and emotions.
There is no cure for basic bitch. A good regular ass banging is highly recommended and encouraged as a means of alleviating the height of basic bitchness.
See also basic bitch syndrome.
Dr: “we have the results. As I diagnosed. You have basic bitch and your husband has contracted this from you”
Husband: “what can I do?”
Dr: “ass bang her at least 3-5 times per week. More often if that seems to help”
Bitch: “but I can’t take any Dick in my ass that is over the size of a dime”
Dr: “whatever. It won’t kill you to take a high hard one. Your bitchness levels, you won’t feel much.”
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Normally a girl; Someone who is more than likely a slut; Someone who thinks they're so amazing and will stop at nothing to brag about their complacent lives to everyone else;
Jimmy: Did you hear that Becky sucked a dozen cocks at Travis' party last night?
Brett: What a basic bitch.
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1. Basically a bitch, to put things simply.
2. A bitch who thinks she has a higher ph value than the rest of us when, in reality, she's about as alkali as the rest of us. She could even actually be acidic.
Usually used by other basic bitches on each other as a derogatory term. It's the people who don't use it that are probably not basic bitches, most likely.
The number 8 defenit on must've been written by either A. A basic bitch or B. Someone who must've heard the term quite a bit... ch.
Oh... my... God, bitch. Look... at that... bitch. She's just... such... a bitch!
Oh my God bitch, look at her but.
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you a basic bitch if you are being a sarcastic little shit named Duncan, and you call your main home girl 13. you a basic bitch if you sit in your neighbors car and eat their gum then get tired of said gum and stick it on their steering wheel while you fuck with all their mirrors. You a basic bitch Duncan.
"Because some librarian is going to see you as threatening, a little 13 year old with blue hair"
"you a basic bitch"
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