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An expression relating to the push to procreate and which is often won by those ethnicities who just happen to excel at it.
Why of course we are ready and willing to fight in the battle of the bedroom and so therefore we are winning!
3 “breathing” users go to defeat Aztec Gods that slept for ages one “dies under a rock” then they have an epic race and then “kars” cheats and becomes the ultimate life form then gets yeeted in to space
Man, you breath a lot, you must have a “battle tendency”
Battle Cards is a popular tactical card game at Daramalan College, especially in years 11 & 12. The game was founded by Patrick Bent, in two player form.
The game involves players taking 11 cards from a regular deck (plus royalty) memorising and placing them face down, 3 rows 5 columns and destorying the opponents's royalty without losing their own. The royalty consists of 2 queens and 2 kings either red or black. The highest card is a jack followed by ace then king then 10 through to 2. The jokers are kamikase cards, but die when attacked, queens are similar however they remove the oppostiotn card when attacked. Queens also have the special ability when flipped to have a random card placed in front of them from the deck.
Turns consist of a player pointing to one of the cards in an exposed column then selecting one of the opponents exposed cards from a column. Both cards are flipped and the weaker card is removed from the field. If the cards are equal, the winner is decided by a rock off. The winner is the last person with any royalty left.
As popularity grew it was eventually turned into a 4 player free for all. Tom Bode is reported to have spawned a 2v2 version of the game however this is still in dispute as others have laid claims to this. As popularity for the game grew Patrick quickly turned it into a 6 player game, 2v2v2.
Pat: Hey man being playing any Battle Cards recently?
Tim: Yea man had an epic game at lunch with Charles, went down to a rock off between two kings!
Pat: Shit bro thats some close shit!
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Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
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A contest pitting 2 fictional or non-fictional; mostly fictional characters, analyzing each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to determine who would in a battle to the death.
Speaker 1: Who would win in a fight Goku or Superman?
Speaker 2: Goku.
Speaker 3: What?! Superman would totally destroy Goku!
Speaker 1: Why don't we find out who would win. Just go on
ScrewAttack.com/DEATH BATTLE and then we'll see, who wins.
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Just like wrestling, except both men are naked and have erections. The objective is to insert your penis into the other man's anal hole without having him insert his into yours.
Guy 1: I'm starting a rape battle club in my basement.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.
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A small city outside of Vancouver Wa.
Known for its excessive amount of Bunners and hicks.
"Wow that town is a Battle Ground"
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