Voting BBQ

To vote for a stupid redneck, such as Bush Jr. Coined by Bill Maher.

"America will not be voting BBQ again. America can't afford to vote bbq again"

~Bill Maher

13👍 4👎

Brass BBQ

Similar to the Glass BBQ, except made with brass and not for smoking crack. More often confused with the Grass BBQ.

Richard: Pass me the Brass BBQ mate.
Blair: The Glass BBQ?
Richard: No, the BRASS BBQ, you crack addict cunt!

bbq bitch

If you go to a bbq and you bring your own “specialty” steak or meat, and then expect the person in charge of grilling/barbecuing to cook it just right for you. Especially if that person then complains about how it’s cooked in the end. - Dirty Dan

Friend: Can you cook my hamburger not too rare but not too done?

Cook: do I look like a chef? stop being a bbq bitch!

Having a BBQ

Means going to eat a snack in your kitchen, but you want to make yourself sound of a higher social status to your friends so you lie and say its a BBQ. Also similar to "I'm going to study" means you are really doing homework, but you try to sound smart to your friends.

"Hey foldr I can't play tarkov with you because Im Having a BBQ."

Grass BBQ

Very similar to a Glass BBQ, but for the smoking of Mary Jane instead of crack.

GUY1: Pass me the Grass BBQ mate
GUY2: The Glass BBQ?
GUY1: No, the GRASS BBQ, you crack addict cunt!

bbq ass

A big 'ol fashioned round ass that makes ya mouth water just thinking about slappin' some bbq sauce on it.

Gangsta 1: "Yo, check out dat 'ho, brotha!"
Gangsta 2: "Daaaayum, bitch got dat BBQ ass; I'ma jump all ova dat sheeit"

21👍 7👎

bbq hax

I was playing Counter-Strike and eating Barbaeque Chicken and I got shot in the head because I couldn't shoot because I was eating chicken so I called BBQ Hax on him. It can be called whenever you are eating and someone killes you.

"omg, bbq hax, im eating ice cream"

"dude, you nub dont shoot me while i have cookies in my hand"

50👍 29👎