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A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes
Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad
When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.
Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"
Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"
alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.
phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!
The good good before you go to bed.
Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !
“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.
It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!
masturbating right before you go to sleep
Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats
Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.
A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...