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A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes
Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad
When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.
Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"
Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"
alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.
phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!
When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?
Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?
Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.
I've been getting really bedtimate lately, do I need a girlfriend?