Slayer's Bio

A virtual repellent for the Internet Racist encountered on Xbox Live:

"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out

and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."

guy1: Some douche bag is using "witty and new" insults from

the 1920's again. Darn Xbox Live!

guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.

guy1: You mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?

guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for six years now.

guy1: Nice.

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Bio-Leninism

Deleuzian hypothesis that society is a conflict between the aesthetically-ugly and the capitally-successful.

Bio-Leninism is a transverse-Marxist (Deleuzian) connector of Foucalt (biopolitics) and Marx.

BioLeninism proffers that rather than a conflict between rich and poor; politics is a conflict between the rich and ugly.

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Bio-Booster

Noun-
The ultimate in hardcore, when this enters the room you must hide your women.

verb-
Your woman left you? You got boosted

We went to a party one night, and the bio-booster was there, so i gave the bio-booster all your base are belong to us

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Bio hipster

A bio hipster is a consumer that is interested in sustainable and farm to table products. They prefer food to be sourced locally, creating zero waste and being delivered by zero emission vehicles. Bio hipsters are often found in Berkeley, Brooklyn and Burlington.

A Bio hipster only frequents restaurants that source meat and products from local farmers.

bio mom

Biological parent; mother who gave birth to the child

bio mom

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bio

Irritant occasionally found on internet voice channels.

"Im not using ventrilo anymore, theres a right bloody bio online"

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Bio Kinetics

A Place that pays you to take medicine for money. Located in Springfield, Mo.

Dude 1: Hey man you gonna be at the kegger this weekend?
Lab rat 1: Neh i got Bio kinetics.
Dude 1: Oh well next weekend i have a free beer party.
Lab rat 1: I have Bio Kinetics then too.

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