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Bitcoin Maximalist

Someone who has studied monetary history and come to the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only sound money.

Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.

They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.

"Which one's the best crypto-asset? Well Bitcoin's the best crypto-asset, okay. What's the second best? There is no second best laugh. There is no second best crypto-asset. There's a crypto asset it's called Bitcoin, right, right? There is no second best."

- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor

by bitcoinmaxi August 16, 2021

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Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome is a recently identified ailment characterised by an unrelenting urge to think and talk about Bitcoin in a negative light. The syndrome appears to be the result of a gradual build up of saltiness over several years of regret of not buying Bitcoin. Therefore, if left untreated, it has the potential to consume one's life and damage their reputation beyond repair.

It has become apparent that most Bitcoin critics are indeed sufferers of Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

by Jamo2221 January 19, 2021

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bitcoin cash

A fork of Bitcoin with a larger block size, resulting in a higher transaction throughput. Market is rapidly switching to Bitcoin Cash because of the almost free transaction fee and fast confirmation times. When Bitcoin Cash is the main chain with the highest mining support, it will simply be called Bitcoin.
It can be abbreviated both BCC or BCH.

I've been waiting HOURS for my bitcoin transaction to be confirmed! Fuck, I knew I should have not dumped my bitcoin cash!
-Legacy BTC supporter

by cRYPTOMASTER7645 August 21, 2017

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bitcoin loser

someone who talks about Bitcoin too much and loves it too much and think the whole world revolves around Bitcoin

This guy just bums Bitcoin, he's a real Bitcoin loser

by TryNotToListenToIdiots November 23, 2021


Bitcoin

You did something really well then failed so much worse and made everyone disappointed in you

โ€œYou failed the test, Your such a bitcoinโ€-person 1
โ€œJust because Iโ€™m smart doesnโ€™t mean I have to pass every testโ€-person 2

by Tottaly normal December 9, 2022


Bitcoin

A NOT-SO-โ€œWiseโ€ โ€œinvestmentโ€

Bitcoin is, well bitcoin

by jezzabellheights_ August 22, 2022


Bitcoin

Why am I getting emails from PayPal about bitcoin? That's gotta be a scam, right?

Hym "I don't even have paypal installed on my phone and you better fucking believe I wouldn't buy any fucking bitcoin. That better be a scam. I better not be getting identity thefted... This is some bullshit. A bill for 432.08!? For what!? That's gotta be a scam. They want me to click on the pdf and that's going to install some malware and then before you know it they're going to be selling pictures of my tits on the interwebs... On sale now! $7.99 a pop... Plus shipping and handling... Stainless steel picture frame included with every purchase... Buy 2 and get a free jar of my bath-water..."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024