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when you go to check your facebook, get sucked in and realize an hour has passed and realize you just wasted so much time.
Rob: "I had the worst facebook blackout last night, I was supposed to be doing homework and I checked my facebook and I wasted an hour"
Kelly: "Sucks."
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One that enjoys and is proficient in drinking till blackout. Points for frequency.
Chris was hammered last night as usual, fucking blackout artist.
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When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.
Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.
Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?
Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.
Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!
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A backdoor blackout is defined as an anal sex encounter with your partner followed by short term memory loss due to copious amounts of alcohol and or illicit street drugs.
Gregory: "Last night I had sex with my partner in the ass and dont remember. I was pretty high and intoxicated. Is there a name for that?
Joe:
"Duh man, its called a backdoor blackout.
A term used to describe someone who can't remember events that happened during a fight after the fight is over.
blackout fighter don't remember after fight
"I'm so mad at you right now!"
"Why?"
"You don't remember?!"
"I'm a blackout fighter... I don't remember much of what happened..."
The condition in which a class or lecture is so undeniably filled with bullshit that one's brain turns off all function. This condition can cause a frustrating and confusing gap in the memory of the affected subject's for the period in which the class or lecture was attended and leaves one stupefied and belligerent.
"Dude, what did I miss in class yesterday?"
"I'm not sure, it was so boring that I had an academic blackout and I can't remember anything"
a blackout queen is the ultimate party girl. she is beautiful, she is wild and most of all, she always knows how to have a good time. she is a pathological prankster and will do just about anything to jump start the party.
a blackout queen is is what you get when you cross a drunk chick with sherlock holmes. to solve the mystery that is herself, she must piece together clues from pictures, texts, her call log, bruises, accounts from friends, blog entries and any other means possible.
her motto is "blackout or get out!"
she is fabulous.
so apparently last night i slapped a stranger, reparked an abandonned running vehicle on a different street, took a ride with a guy on a motorized wheel chair and won the grand prize at a japanese karaoke contest. just another day in the life of a blackout queen!