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A situational term. This can take place in either a home with multiple roommates or an office with several coworkers. The first roommate/coworker that goes into the bathroom in the morning to lay down the first dump of the day has "carte blanche". Meaning that he/she has a blank canvas to do his work on and therefor set the tone for the day's defacation.
Keller ate tacos last night, I'm glad I got into the office early this morning to get the carte blanche.
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A light-headedness and pale pallor caused by an adverse reaction to an anal olfactory offence (real rip-snorting air-biscuit) exacerbated holding ones breath for too long to avoid the onslaught to said offence.
It was my turn underneath for a 69. I let one go and when I eventually let him out from under the covers he had such a 'Farte Blanche' that I thought he was going to pass-out!
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my little baby!!!! i love her so much. so everyone can just fuck off!!!
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In reference to Blanch Deveroe from Golden Girls.
Two accepted definitions:
1. Another way to call a person a bitch
2. A way to reference a stupid girl
1. Put the corn on the cob up your asshole Julio, stop being such a Blanch.
2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.
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A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.
Wow my Ex is such a White Blanched Potato!
perfection in word form... (godlike) du blanche is everything and nothing. its heros yet zeros, its 10 million and yet 0, its greatness and wat ever the opposite of greatness is.
Worthing rfc could be described as du blanche.. if anyone was to comprehend du blanche the world may end, depending on how angry le du blanche was
steve is du blanche
that was pretty du blanche
le RFC worthing sont si grand ils sont compagnon imbattable que vous savez ce que veux dire je DU BLANCHEEEE!
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Where you get shot down by two members of the opposite sex (or or the same gender if that is how you swing) at once.
He thought he was going to score with two girls at once. But they pulled a Blanch Three-Way on him and dumped his sorry ass.
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