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10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.
Shoving, squirting or otherwise placing dope, drugs or controlled substances in your rectum, anal cavity , or ass.
Hey Goober, please help me do this most excellent booty blap, cause I wanna be higher than most kites!
When someone gets hit in the face with a penis or penis like object (dildo) and leaves a mark in the shape of the object.
Like when you get a mushroom tatto, that's getting pig blapped.
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Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.
Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"
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When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.
Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!
Better than bling bling; more expensive.
"Dude, did you see the bling blap on that rapper? He had at least 12 gold and platinum chains around his neck!"
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To be performed by experienced perfesionals only. Its when you are getting a blow job and you pull out just as you are about to cum. You cum in one eye, and poke the other eye, so thet the cum filled eye opens. then you trademark it by slapping her nose with you still hard cock giving her a nose bleed. Also refered to as the BLAP BLAP BLAP..
"Man this one time at band camp, this chck was giving me head and i gave her the angry blap, and shoved a flute up her ass.. "
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