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Self-deluded self-expression. Also, misuse of the internet.

Danielle has a 'blog' *chuckle*. That bitch is messed up!

by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 14, 2006

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blog

A short/contradiction for 'web log'.

It is a sort of diary. The person who owns this blog usually posts his/her opinions, feelings or he/she just posts something they did that day.

Most blogs are now owned by 12-year-old kids that tell us uninteresting stories, which are spelled poorly and I'm not even talking about use of grammar.

Check out my blog. I update it every day.

or

Ch3kz0r outt mah bel0gsz0r!!1`one I r be t3h upd4tz0n4terat0r itz0r ev3rydaj!!

by Sapphire X January 4, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


blog

Best when used to say BLOGGITABOUTIT!

Go outside and breath fresh air.

by BIG BLACK GUY January 12, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


blog

n. abbreviation

BLOG, or 'Bitch-Log.' Sometimes mistakenly referred to as 'web-log.'

An ideally daily means through which emo kids ranging from ages 9 to 35 may recite their ongoing agitations with their peers, environment and situations (all of which tend to be suburban in nature).

Though terribly annoying, these can also be terribly addicting. Also plays host to wannabe writers and journalists who can never qutie figure out why no one reads their short, fifty-five page essays.

Avoid at all costs.

1. I know that this is, like, the forty-seventh suicide note I've posted on my BLOG, but this time I mean it!

2. I made quite the argument on behalf of the former Kennedy administration the otehr day on my BLOG.

by Brett Young January 8, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


blog

An online journal with the intent of recording the interesting things that happen in one's life. Unfortunately, the act of keeping a blog means that your life is spent online updating it the blog and reading homoerotica.
Synonyms: contradiction, pathetic, "gay"

Did you read Jason's blog? Wow, I never knew what a homoerotic "dooshbagger" he is...

by Pchancharl March 6, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blog

A slang term referring to a massive "dump" taken after a successful meal. (Big-ass-log)= Blog!

"I just dropped a Blog in the can, I wouldn't go in there for a while!"

by D-Bag Darrel August 14, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


blog

Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.

Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM

by R April 8, 2006

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