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The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.
The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.
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The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing
after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING
BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
When you finger a girl on her period with Tabasco on your fingers
Man, Sharon wouldn’t let me give her a spicy Bloody Mary even though it was the perfect time of the month.
Is a virgin little bitch who thinks her and her flat ass and no titties is cute.When shes neva had a real vato in her life..so when this uglii bitch mari aquino is on her period shes bloody mari!!
Mari: "Hey Dana omg last night this guy was with me at the club and he my new man"
GUy: "Hell no..dat bytches back sticks out farther than her ass she a fat ass bytch"
Dana:"haha..shes on her period..bloody mari is a desperate fat ass"
The act of putting period blood in a glass and mixing it with Vodka for an unusual tasting drink
Guy 1: Dude this chick gave me an actual bloody mary