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Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.
Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.
X: The other day I spilled coffee all over myself. What a humorous and juvenile blunder!
This is a Connect-4 move which involves the other player forgetting how to play the game and letting you stack 4 tokens on top of each other.
"How did I win with a german blunder" - (Optimal) Player
"How did I let them get a german blunder" - Other (Sub-Optimal) Player
What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".
Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.
A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving
I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.
Also known as “The Classic Bozo Blunder,”the Bozo Blunder is a impactful mistake made by the opponent or yourself, usually during a Chess game, that in hindsight was a move that gives the other person a large advantage. Please not that any given mistake is THE Bozo Blunder and not A Bozo Blunder, since each successive Bozo Blunder trumps older ones, seeing as you had the chance to improve but failed, defining the new standard for Bozo’s and Blunders everywhere.
P1: Nxd7 (?!)
P2: Is that really your move?
P1: yeah
P2: Well, that was the CLASSIC Bozo Blunder!
P2: Qxd7 (!!)
When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.
"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"