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These sappy romance movies that usually involved some romantic affair with some half faggy looking guy with an aristocratic family. Usually takes place around the 1910s Victorian era and has women wearing bonnets, horses and buggies. It is usually shown on TCM or Lifetime and it thinks it has some historical value to it, but it more of another movie for women to rise their estrogen when they are having PMS. It's a movie that guys are sometimes dragged to when they are on a date.
Gone With The Wind is the classic example of a bonnet movie
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When a man shaves his head bald, puts a crazy amount of lube on it and shoves his head into the vagina of a woman.
Dan: Hey why did Ted go Bald?
Tyler: I heard he wanted to give his girlfriend a Ukrainian bonnet.
Dan: What a sick fuck!
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A indie way to say, "Wear a condom."
Nick M: Put a bonnet on it!
Ryan: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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a womans vagina, also know as:
snatch
spam purse
gamon steak
cunt
mound
box
gash
slot
minge
twat
and many more but i cant think
dude look at her beatle bonnet, its pressing against her trousers!
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a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.
"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."
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When a guy called Brad jumps on the bonnet of a girls car at a pedestrian crossing to get her number.
Hey Brandon did you see Brad on a bonnet?
Yeah mate he was trying to get that girls number.
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To be all over something, having it under control.
Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)
To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
"Are you looking at this problem?"
"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"
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