God Botherer

A person who bothers poor old God too much with their excessive annoying devotion.

& who tries to convert people to the lord.

God: STFU.
God Botherer: I love you. Thank you, praise you, man.
God: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God Botherer: *whimpers* But I love you!
God: Well, I really don't love you. Thanks anyway.

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Hot and Bothered

Increase in body heat and sexual arousal caused by a certain person or object.

Dwayne:I love you and how your personality gets me all hot and bothered

Amanda:D'awww how nice, whatever the Fuck that means

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god bothering

The general completion of any activity related to religion. Church or other Holy site visiting, reading bibles or other sacred texts, door to door recruiting of followers, praying, inciting others to receive religion. Refers to the fact that any supreme being is probably fed up of the constant stream of followers craving his or her attention at all hours of the day and night.

Its Sunday, see them all rushing to the church for a bit of god bothering?

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Spot on, no bother

Cavan (Irish County) phrase for "no problem"

Q: Will we meet for pints at 6pm?

A: Spot on, no bother.

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Bum Botherer

A homosexual

Keep that Bum Botherer away from me, I drink from the furry cup!

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Eel botherer

One who inserts eels in their rectum for sexual pleasure; an individual of questionable sexual tastes.

'He/she looks a bit of an eel botherer to me.'

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Woman Botherer

A Man that bothers women for sex. A man that wants nothing more to do with the female gender other than sex.

Damion is a Woman Botherer, who has digital sex, and real sex with women who feel sorry for him. Just to turn around and post pictures of the women having sex with him.

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