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A place where troops of boy scouts go for a week in the middle of the summer. Each troop sends a group varying in size, some can barely fill a tent while some outnumber the entire staff. The place reeks of sweat and tortured souls, and the latrines smell even worse. Kids leave after having a week of traumatic memories and are never themselves again. Make sure to check out:
-The Trading post, unless it's been robbed
-The campwide relay
-the staff not giving a shit
-the staff giving too many shits
-The one troop that causes chaos all week and the troop that's late to everything
-11yr olds fighting with 17yr olds
-mosquitos
-staff skits
-falling into the latrine
Kid 1: what happened to Todd? he hasn't been the same recently, seems shaken.
Kid 2: I heard he has PTSD from Boy scout camp.
Kid 3: Apparently he lost 80% of his blood to mosquitoes
A place for scouts to go to learn and earn merit badges. Only catch? it isn't boy scouts, it's just scouts. So now you can canoodle with a female scout and earn the astronomy merit badge at the same time!
"I went to Boy Scout Camp this past summer and earned so many badges.
The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.
Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.
When two dudes high five in celebration after masturbating next to each other.
Alternatively, when a man high fives someone after masturbating but the other person doesn't know about it.
"My hand smells funny... goddamit, I think steve might have the boy scout leadered me."
The proven theory that many boy scouts that continue to Eagle Scoutdom have nothing better to do with their lives. After they gain the title of "Eagle Scout" they believe they have all power in the world and are the rulers of everyone alive, even though they don't and the title of "Eagle Scout" will earn them nothing. This causes them to seek jobs with power, or their idea of power over others, such as a college dorm Resident Advisor (RA).
Guy1: Man, Paul is the worst RA ever. He just thinks he has power over everyone in the hall simply because he's the RA. He commands people around to clean up and turn their music down. He's trying to steal the college experience away from us.
Guy2: He was telling me he was an Eagle Scout yesterday.
Guy3: That's a for sure case of the Boy Scout Complex. Notice how he thinks he owns everybody under his rule even though he has a stupid petty job as a college dorm RA.
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can be used as an adjective noun or verb... pertaining to one or multiple sexual acts inflicted on a poor boy scout when he takes the other boy scout's bottom bunk. Most of these horrid acts are performed by eagle scouts who force their weight on the younger ones..
dude... I heard ossac gave little jimmy an angry boy scout last night. thats brutal... poor kid.
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Disgorgement of mucus from a single nostril barrel, performed by closing off the other blow hole with the index finger, then mightily exploding the contents into the atmosphere, preferably away from the practitioner. Repeat with the other side.
Whoa! That girl just did a Boy scout Blow into the gutter!
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