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Briggsy Face-Squirter

A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.

Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?

What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.

by Eddie's Thick Gristle September 20, 2008

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Little Miss Briggsy

The pseudonym used by grotesque midgets when they "Tranny-up" in order to pick up rough men in gay bars.

That Little Miss Briggsy makes me sick. I've just seen him go home with two big Germans in lederhosen

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006

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Briggsy Raas Bucket

A utensil used in Briggsy's sex dungeon for collecting human excrement after a full on fisting session. It is also used by the same person as a drinking mug at their workplace

What the fuck is that Briggsy Raas Bucket doing in here. The filthy perv wants us to breathe in the fumes from his sex seposit bin

by Rubber Sheath September 18, 2006

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Briggsy's Throat Operation

Also known as a vocal cord scrape. The operation to remove congealed jizz from the throats of raving homosexuals. Named after the famous modern artist who has had several such operations.

That little cunt doesn't sound so much like a drag queen after he had Briggsy's throat operation.

by Turd Man October 13, 2007

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Briggsy's Special Lube

Acne pus. Used by pretentious artists as gay-love lube.

Briggsy: Why pay for vaseline when my beautiful face produces copious amounts of Briggsy's Special Lube free of charge?

by Colin Cummerbund October 18, 2006

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Briggsy Sprinkler System

Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.

I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!

by Rubber Sheath September 18, 2006

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