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A fetish where you're sexually attracted to a broom, and wanna fuck it.
Chris: is that a broom?
Peter: Yup
Chris: I wanna fuck it
Peter: Nasty ass broom fetish
When a stripper squats and spreads her arms out to sweep the dollars bills from her floor after she finishes her dance to a Nickelback song.
Damn, Fantasia is sweeping the floor with her money brooms!
Violent game of tug of war using a broom; Where 2 people fight over the broom and object is to take the broom out of your opponent's possession; no rules; otherwise known as B.T.O.W
Jake: "Ow! Tiffany you just bit me!"
Alyssa And Sam: " No rules! CRYBABY!"
Tiffany: "Anything goes THIS IS BROOM WARS!!!!!!"
Mom: "Take it from his possession! Twist! Pull!"
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An old saying used when things aren’t going your way, but you’re resigned to going with the flow.
“When I was younger and confronted with hardship, my grandpa used to tell me, he said, ‘Sometimes you’ve gotta put the broom in the bonfire.’ He was right.”
A thicker mustache specifically grown for the purpose of eating vagina.
At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.
One of the female sex that tends stomp around the house complaining and pointing at her other half. The typical broom pilot is skilled in her maneuvers and can give Harry Potter a run for his money.
Hey man it may be a little while before I can get out of the house. The broom pilot is giving me a hard time.
When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.