Brown bag fever

Essentially a more widely accepted term for a hangover; one may come down with the "Brown bag fever" only after a night of drinking, hence the term 'brown bag' was coined refering to the brown bag that is placed over alcohol when purchased at a liqour store and 'fever' to refer to the sick, nearly fever-ish feeling one gets from drinking too much.

Boss: Why were you sleeping at your desk this morning?

Employee: Sorry, I just have a case of the "Brown bag fever"

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double brown bag

Similar to the brown bag except a bag is placed on both persons in case the "brown bag special" loses hers.

1:Hey man i double brown bagged her last night.
2:what?
1: yeah i put a bag on her, then a bag on me too. In case hers fell off.

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Brown Bag Sandwich

when you take 2 ugly girls with nice bodys and brown bag their faces. Then you have one lay on their back and you fuck them while the other girl has her pussy in the face of the other girl. You have become a brown bag sandwich

Chris-"What did you do this weekend?"
Graham-"I brown bag sandwiched these two girls from PSHS. It was great!"
Chris-"Dude thats fuckin nasty!"

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brown bag job

Girl with a really nice body but a face that will make hell turn cold.. looks fine from behind

That girl is such a brown bag job

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Brown Bag Special

A girl you would gladly bang provided you had a brown bag to cover up her face. Also known as a butter face.

This bar is full of brown bag specials tonight. Sheeeeshhhh!

I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.

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Reverse Brown Bag

a fraternity trick where a pledge is blindfolded and order to perform sit-ups. Once the sit-ups have commenced, someone puts their bare ass in the sit up path so that the pledge gets a face full of brownie.

see also power sit-up, shit-up

Dude, Scooter just gave Tay-Tay a reverse brown bag! It was fucking hilaious!

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redneck brown-bag

Similar to "brown bagging" a girl by putting a brown bag on her head because you want to have sex with her but want to do so without looking at her face. A redneck brown-bag is simply taking a 12-gauge shotgun and removing the girl's head with it in order to rid your eyes of her bad looks

Bill: "That girl is probably great in bed but damn her face is ugly!"

Jim: "Just get your 12-gauge and redneck brown-bag her. Just get rid of that ole' head"

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