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To 'brown eye'
Verb.
To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.
Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.
"Dude, Julie totally brown eyed me the other day. It was horrible."
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Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.
Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.
they’re just brown eyes , until you look at them up close. Or get to know the person. you will fall for them.
I fell for his honey brown eyes.
When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized
Jeremy..drive up next to David before he turns off..Im going to shoot him the brown eye goodbye
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An other term for a persons anus.
"Some guy just mooned me and showed me his captain brown eye"
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When you stare into the gaping abyss of someone's rectum.
Fleece Johnson's (aka The Booty Warrior) lust for Little Tony was so great he decided to forgo the customary foreplay of brown-eye gazing, and thrust deep inside, deep 'n' wide.
One that is a master in the Anal Arts.
Joe is always getting women to let him in the back door. He must be some kind of Brown Eye Jedi or something.
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