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trying to teach someone something they already know
"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"
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When a male or female is unbelievably attractive and appealing as a result of their Buddha-esq appearance (lard assness). These people just scream sex gods as you correlate their portly figure with the enlightened Buddha, and CLEARLY and man who understands the human existence can make a man/woman feel things that are only explored in the raunchiest of chick-lit.
Gabriel Igleisias is Buddha sexy.
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A buddha trans is a buddha that is a shemale.
Luke: Two buddhas and a monk on the side.
Jayden: Hit that monk with spanner
Zain: That kinda buddha trans.
A grouchy buddha is someone who is constantly grouchy and rude, but not taken seriously due to height or weight.
yo, Ja'crispy! that guy Anthony is a real Grouchy Buddha!!!
The resin left in a cannabis pipe. When in abundance, the resin can be collected and smoked for a good buzz. This is usually an alternative when one is out of cannabis to smoke.
When cannabis is combusted in a pipe, some of the various Cannabinoids stick to the sides of the bowl in a sticky resin. When smoked, this resin, Black Buddha produces some very similar effects as flower-form cannabis.
Stoner 1 - "Emergency bro! We are out of weed!"
Stoner 2 - "Not to worry dude. Take out your pipe and scrape up some Black Buddha!"
fondle Buddha
Addendum: I should mention that this is not meant to offend any Buddhists. This was taken from a situation in which a good Christian friend brought a small figure of Buddha as a purported good luck charm. His "tell" was when he rubbed Buddha around in his hand, hence the origin of "fondle Buddha".
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The amazing master of walruses that protects and feeds the walruses.
"This bounty of fish must be from the great Buddha Walrus himself!", says the walrus.
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