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the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.
damn i cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. the buffer bar is losing.
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Someone that constantlly talks a lot of shit, but doesn't know what their saying.
Tom-I have a kia that is a 24 cylinder.
Bill- No you billow buffer thats a 24 valve.
when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn't think it's a date.
in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.
note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date
Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.
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A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.
Did you see that lesbian video?
Yah, talk about a floor buffer.
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occurs when a video is forced to buffer more than 3 times while using Western Michigan University's blazing slow internet.
"I was going to watch the third season of family guy online, but then I got Bronco-Buffered."
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When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex so as not to appear gay.
Dude, leave me a gay buffer! You are so close to me you're practically sucking my dick.
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From "Alone" on the show "House MD", a janitor who pretends to be a doctor. He owns all, even YOU!
House: and this is my assistant, Dr. Buffer.
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