You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.

A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

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I'm going to off my top

I'm going to kill myself

Keep talking crazy I'm going to off my top

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Go Commit Safety Off

For that special person in your life that was traumatized by a normal childhood activity, specifically wrestling. A person that is so stupid that they forgot to turn the safety off whilst trying to commit suicide.

Literally No One:

Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off

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You’re going to spin off the face of the earth.

The mass exodus of imbeciles as they are projected into outer space during the reversal of earths rotation.

Something one would say to or about imbecile during times of frustration.

“ Bo, You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. “

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The people not letting my submissions go through Fuck off

The people not letting my submissions go through Fuck off

The people not letting my submissions go through Fuck off

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unit going off at Mecca

This can be used in a lot of different contexts. A unit is in reference to the unit bear that’s thicc and “going off at Mecca” means something incredible is happening at an amazing place. A good workout, a party, a job offer (IB or BBM only), a fun event.

Banker one (MS Tech group): “were having a party tonight at 29B, you should come!”
Banker two (GS M&I): “ah man that sounds fun, is it gonna be going off?”
Banker one (MS Tech Group): “yessir, unit going off at Mecca”