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The best professional wrestler in the entire world. He is the Hardcore Jesus, messiah, savior of professional wrestling in America.
Q: Whos the best wrestler in the entire world
A: Necro Butcher
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A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality;
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
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The term is coined from an old English expression and is used to describe someone who is homosexual.
It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
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A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.
"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.
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a dentist, usually one provided by the English National Health Service
"whats up with your face mate?"
"been to the mouth butcher, cut me a bit and yanked 3 out"
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A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.
The kind who takes his meat round the back.
OMG he's a sneaky butcher?
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Common terminology in the North of England for the descibing of a thin girl.
Q: Have you seen how thin that bird is?
A: Yeah, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
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