Random
Source Code
Random
Defecating. So named for the evocative image of extruding black cords.
Darling, why are you taking so long in there? Are you making cables?
15👍 3👎
Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.
Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.
51👍 21👎
Oversatured crap that is shoved right at us whether we like it or not and is very ignorant of people really like to watch. A lot of people rather watch something more intelligent than South Park, Family Guy, and Andy Griffith. We would like to see music videos, real comedians than this fake Jeff Duhman crap, not told that the world is going to end, and who gives a fuck about Hannah Montana. The quality stuff is on premium service (of course) or over the internet.
Nothing good on Cable TV...fuck five full hours of Bonanza reruns, lets turn on the internet.
38👍 13👎
A system used for showing ads on people's televisions. Also known to turn people into lazy, fat bums while lowering their IQ teaching our society that the world revolves around Britney Spears. It requires a large monthly fee to function.
I wanted to pay an arm and a leg to become a complete shut in so I got cable tv.
16👍 6👎
An attack where one sneaks behind his victim and jabs him in the ribs, on both sides simultaneously. So called because of the jolt, like electricity delivered through jumper cables.
JUMPER CABLES!!! Scaddipps, that hurt, you douchebag!
55👍 25👎
One of those hairs often found growing in facial hair that seem to consist of at least ten normal hairs welded together and that you simply can't resist the urge to pull out; fortunately, frequently an easy operation.
Oh, look. Cable hair. (Pinches and pulls.) Oooohh ahhh, that's lovely.
13👍 6👎
Using a cut USB cable to vape a nicotine pod or weed cart without the battery. Usually used by kids who can't buy the battery themselves.
Jimmy was using tweaker cables because his parents don't support his vaping addiction
1👍 2👎