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A potent drink made from several different ingredients. The main ingredient is typically caffeine or byproducts such as a guarana, green tea, or expresso shots. A typical caffeine cocktail is 32 or 64 ounces. Average caffeine in a true cocktail is 1.5 grams in a 32 ounce, 2.5 grams in 64 ouce drink. Primarily drank by IT people, skin heads, razor heads, insomniacs, and individuals grinding at a lan party.
Typical Ingredients in Caffeine Cocktail include (some or all of the following): Coke, Jolt, Green Tea (reduced to a sludge), Caffeine Powder, Guarana, Red Bull, Sprite (as a filler for volume), Ginko biloba, Vitrol, Calcium Carbonate, Taurine, Iron, Selenium, B Vitamins, Vitamin A, C & D, Orange Juice, billberry extract, Cinnamon, and/or Cactus Juice.
That Caffeine Cocktail has so much energy, it may jump-start a dead-man's heart.
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In state in which you are so tired, no amount of caffeine consumption has any effect on you.
Sydney: “Dude, I’m so freaking tired I’ve had like 6 cups of coffee and it’s done absolutely nothing, except I’m all jittery.”
Nick: “You hit that caffeine refractory state. Sucks.”
Some one who cant stop "spreading his seed"
Zach: Why isnt jimmy here?
Gary: He has major caffeine dick right now.
Zach:Dammit we aren't gunna see him all day then.
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Freebasing caffeine into a smokable form, similar to freebasing coke into crack.
www . freebasecaffeine . com
Dude, I tried that new thing called freebase caffeine and, it was intense!
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The act of drinking an excessive amount of energy drinks and having a generous amount of sex.
Person 1: babe let's go home.
Person 2: why so early?
Person 1: I drank 3 redbulls, I want to give you this caffeine dick.
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A Caffeine Bomb is a mixture of Monster and Mountain Dew. (Other energy drinks may be used as well)
A variant is a Black Caffeine Bomb which also adds coffee to the mixture.
I made myself a Caffeine Bomb the other day because I was so tired.
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The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.
Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.