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Used to describe a need to put forth extra effort on a task or project.
I need you to burn some calories on the TPS report this week.
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When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting
When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting
A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.
“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
a pointless unit of measurement to dwell over my lovelies
them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"
You: “Dude, what’s a Calorie?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”