A disease caused by watching Jake Paul.
Guy 1:Oh dude what happened?Why are you in the hospital.
Guy 2:Don't watch Jake Paul...He gave me cancer
A 13yr old called Jacob Sartorious who thinks he is loved by someone.
Jacob: When you go to sleep that night...
A normal person: Ahhhhhhhhhhh I have cancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( the ear type)
Fortnite battle royal is cancer
Me:fortnite is cancer
Kid who plays fortnite:your mum is cancer
Fortnite community: oHoHoHoHoHoHoH
Gacha life (Fandom), Morgz, Tiktok, Jake Paul, Dream stans, JellyBean and her stans.
Tiktok is shit and ruins my favorite songs, fnck it, it sucks shit, I hope it gets banned.
Gacha is just cancer, it has ♪Sweet home alabama!♪ and p0rn (made by 2 year-olds) (I have seen so many people have s*x in gacha please bring the bleach, PLEASE!! SAVE ME
JellyBean is death, So is dream and both of their stans, Jake paul filmed a dead guy, Morgz clickbaits ect.
A: I like Gacha games, Morgz, Tikok, Jake paul, Dream and JellyBean"
B: "I'm leaving and taking the kids, since you like Cancer.."
"Why are you in hospital? Oh I watched Jake Paul and now I have Cancer :("