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Colorado cannonball

Three phase projectile shit caused by Colorado green chili.

Mike Colorado Cannonballed Ben's chest.

by shataylor3783 July 14, 2016


dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..

Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"

by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010


Cannonball pufferfish

when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed

Last month i had an chronic cannonball pufferfish.

by xX 44100 Xx December 23, 2021


Cockmeat Cannonball

Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum

I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple

by Edgar Allan Snyder August 4, 2010

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Crapper cannonball

while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"

That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"

A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.

by colej-texas August 3, 2009

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Croatian cannonball

When a woman farts during anal sex simutaniously with the man's ejaculation

"hey, that was one big load. Thanks for the croatian cannonball"

by Billy Hitler June 26, 2007

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Cannonball Salad

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with ones girlfriend, while feeding her salad full of grated, dry, feces.

I gave my girlfriend a cannonball salad last night, she hasn't spoken to me since.

by Lazeras March 22, 2011

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