Three phase projectile shit caused by Colorado green chili.
Mike Colorado Cannonballed Ben's chest.
One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..
Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"
dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"
when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed
Last month i had an chronic cannonball pufferfish.
Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum
I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple
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while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"
That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"
A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.
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When a woman farts during anal sex simutaniously with the man's ejaculation
"hey, that was one big load. Thanks for the croatian cannonball"
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The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with ones girlfriend, while feeding her salad full of grated, dry, feces.
I gave my girlfriend a cannonball salad last night, she hasn't spoken to me since.
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