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When a person cleans other peoples dicks
Person 1: I really need a canon polisher
canon polisher: Say no more!
(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.
Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
You hear about Michael Brown?
You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
A new phenomena in Terrible writing, of which is akin to the paradox of Schrodinger's cat. The circumstances for Schrodinger's canon are the following:
An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.
There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.
(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.
"It's sad to see Harry Potter become a victim of Schrodinger's canon..."
basically a life in the dream smp everyone starts with 3, exceot for PhiLza because, hes old so he only get 1
a character loses a cannon life because of the script.
tommy had 1 canon life but was revived by dream
fanfiction term; a piece of fanfiction that has deviated from the original plot line; used usually for flaming a piece of work that the reader does not like
The story was a canon rape of the original.
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To smoke a joint or a blunt
Man I gotta pull over and smoke that canon or else I'm gonna fall asleep.
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