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A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.
Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."
In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.
Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"
Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"
A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.
Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?
The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.
When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.
This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.
wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!
When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"
Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word