Cancer card

The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.

John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.

Bitch Card

When a person States that he/she will do something, and another person shouts bitch card, the person who stated that has 24 hours to complete the task. If not completed, the person who bitch carded gets to slap the person. However, if the task is completed, the person that was bitch carded gets to slap the one that bitch carded them. It's fun to play this with friends, and catch them off guard.

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna grab her ass.

Guy 2: Bitch card!

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house of cards

metaphor pertaining to something of a fragile or volatile nature.

-from an old past-time of standing up playing cards together in the form of a house, this "structure" can fall apart at any time from the slightest action (e.g. an air current).

"We must plan this campaign implementing maximum precision, else it will disintegrate into a house of cards."

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V-Card

Term used to define one's virginity. All virgins have a "V-Card" until they "cash it in" for sex.

Guy 1: Where did Jason go?
Guy 2: He spent the night at some girl’s place
Guy 1: Did she cash him in?


Guy 1: Danny lost his virginity last night!
Guy 2: Who got his V-card?

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reverse card

what you say after someone says no u when in an arguement.

Josh:Ur mom gay lol
Mike:no u
Josh: REVERSE CARD.
Mike: Spontaneously com-busts.

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trade cards

To lose your virginity to someone else who is a virgin, essentially trading each other's v-card.

I hope to someday trade cards with the person I really love. It would be more memorable that way.

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Play Cards

A phrase that means you want to go and have sex. It is comparable to Netflix and chill, but for old people or lame people who do not have Netflix.

Mom: Want to go play cards?

Dad: Yes, let's go have sex!

Kid: Ewww, mom, gross!

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