Carol

A Large Product Of Gay Circle Fun When In Need Of Much Satisfaction In The Night

Look At Carol Go!! Ooooo Yeeee

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Carol

A crack head who is a terrible mother.

Nathaniel: Carol is my crack head momma.
Veronica: she seems sweet

Nathaniel: nah she's just a crack head.

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Carol

That bitch that breaks people’s hearts and leaves them alone. Has a love-hate relationship with every vro

Forêt de Vin: You left me in a snowstorm where I’m dying, Carol
All the vros and Brendon Urie: what a bitch

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telemarketer caroling

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

Covid Carols

The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.

"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"

"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"

"Praise Fauchovah!"

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Carole Baskin

fuck that bitch

My name is Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin, fuck that bitch

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Carole Baskin

That Bitch!

Quit being such a Carole Baskin. Don’t feed your rich husband to the tigers and keep all of his money.

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