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Rectangle pieces of carpet usually the size of the bottom of shoes. Used to hide any foot prints from border patrol when illegal immigrants carry bales of marijuana across the Mexican/American border.
I was in the desert yesterday and found three pairs of carpet shoes.
brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet
Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"
Ewww I can see your arse carpet sticking out the top of your pants.
The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.
Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'
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A derogatory term referring to someone of Arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying Alah and hopes for death to America.
That carpet kisser over there was definitely involved 9/11
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To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.
Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.
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A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
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